Tune DOWN Seltzer
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
Like, sometime ago.
Mood: Straight Chillin’
25mg CBD
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
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Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Lab Reports
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Lab Results
MY PHOTOS
Dude! Hold up a sec! I know you’ve been on that 24/7/365 grind lately - believe me, I get it. But you know you’ve got to cut loose every now and then, right? That’s where I come in. I’m Tune DOWN Seltzer, a cannabinoid-infused CBD beverage, and I’ve got exactly what you need to mellow out and slow your roll a little bit. Plus, get this - I’m lemon ginger flavored. Seriously, how chill is that?
Likes: drum solos, days on the lake, lemon, backyard grilling, surfing, ginger, binge-watching Fresh Prince on the tour bus
Dislikes: not much really…it’s chill. I guess bad vibes? ha ha
Tune DOWN Seltzer
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
Like, sometime ago.
Mood: Straight Chillin’
25mg CBD
Dude! Hold up a sec! I know you’ve been on that 24/7/365 grind lately - believe me, I get it. But you know you’ve got to cut loose every now and then, right? That’s where I come in. I’m Tune DOWN Seltzer, a cannabinoid-infused CBD beverage, and I’ve got exactly what you need to mellow out and slow your roll a little bit. Plus, get this - I’m lemon ginger flavored. Seriously, how chill is that?
Likes: drum solos, days on the lake, lemon, backyard grilling, surfing, ginger, binge-watching Fresh Prince on the tour bus
Dislikes: not much really…it’s chill. I guess bad vibes? ha ha
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
Send Message
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Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Block User??
Oh you thought it would be that easy? Psshh. This is a fictional social media page hinging on Millennial/Gen X nostalgia, we can do whatever we want. We are the captain now, lol
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